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Patti Prissy Pantz

Patti Prissy Pantz Professes Pursing Pompous Pouts

Created on 2003-08-06 15:30:32 (#1236289), last updated 2007-04-13

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Name:	Patti at SmartWomen
Website:	SmartWomen Internet Radio

Bio

Patti lives in the NNJ NYC Metro area, with one amazing life partner (she's the smart one, Patti's the creative one), two Tasmanian Pomeranians, two large lazy Himalayans, two Aquatic Piglets disquised as Frogs, eleven remote controls and twenty-eight copies of Judy Garland's song "Over The Rainbow" which serves to soothe her "inner gay man" since she has now outgrown her "inner child."
She is AGAINST toaster ovens, unchecked market economies, most video games, flouresent colors and wallpaper, but FOR broadway show tunes, secret passages, dictionaries, basing driving habits on moral imperatives, pop songs in other languages, shaved heads, semicolons, human-powered vehicles, bread you slice yourself and great hair days.

SmartWomen Internet Radio (http://www.smartwomen.org), a new place on the internet for women and about women.

Patti will ponder the vicissitudes of life, offer acerbic assertions, boring banalities, catty comments, demented diatribes ... I think you get the picture. Jaded? Sarcastic? Cynical? Hopelessly obscure trivia has crowded out of her mind one essential detail of every significant bit of human knowledge she has ever learned. Welcome to her warped little world. This journal is not suited to the humor impaired, small mammals and most 8 legged insects. Enter this journal at your own peril.

Also note:
Patti is an abuser of ... ellipses and "quotes" (and parentheses). In addition, she totally sucks at writing mini-biographies about herself and others :)
Today's Terror Alert Level:

Vote Early & Often - I am from Chicago after all!Vote for this Journal! Click the button! I know you want to! Vote Early & Vote OFTEN!... Or Else I will POUT!